Friday, June 15, 2007

Slow news day

It's got to be a slow news day ...

In this story, Reuters sees fit to cover the startling fact that the bars of San Antonio are not seeing an uptick in business during the in-town visit of the Southern Baptist Convention. No, really; this is unexpected!

In other news, researchers conclude that heavy water consumption results in increased usage of restroom facilities. Representatives of American Standard and Aquafina were unavailable for comment.